Wednesday, January 27, 2010

7 differences between Don and I

There are subtle differences between you and I, Donathy.
Subtle stuff, really.
Heaps subtle yo.
Welcome to the subtle zone.

1.When my fringe gets blown out of the way it reveals a constellation of acne. When your fringe is dramatically swept aside by slow-motion wind it reveals a profitable mining site run by numerous overseas business interests, mostly Japanese.
2. At the end of an episode of Community you rapped in Spanish. A Spanish community once rapped dismissively about me. I thought they were my hombres. They were not. They were El Honkioties.
3.You wake up to a bevvy of bitches and get on with your funsness (fun and business fusion - with an asparagus in walnut oil side-dish). I wake up every morning screaming and almost drowning in night sweats.
4.We both enjoy drawing and, that, that is not a difference...
5.According to a lyric of yours you are "just a n****r with watermelons instead of balls", whilst that was purely hyperbole about your manliness, for me it is a literal and deabilitating medical condition. Famous sufferers of WB^ include Kennedy, Ringo Starr and Ke$ha.
6.You are an Apple and I'm a PC.
7.Eat it bitch, I can't think of a seventh.


"...And what's the deal with this Andrew Murray guy? Dude can't even think of a seventh!... LAUGH DAMMIT!"




^Watermelon Balls

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